music, lyrics : JT Music

vocal : JT Music

date : 12 juin 2016

 

lyrics :

- Sans! Sans! Wake up!

- What is it, dude?

- A human has fallen from the surface world

- Really? And you got a BONE to pick wit'im?

- No time for puns

- Ah, come on, that was a real RIB tickler, ayy

- Ugh! Enough!

- Alright, here we go again

 

- Welcome to the underground

- How was the fall?

- If you wanna look around

- Give us a call

- We don't see humans often

- We're happy you just dropped in

- I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in

- Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners

- Can it, Sans, no time for banter

- Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric

- You're just lazy and apathetic

- Call me what you want, I got thick skin

- Another bad joke and I'm finished with him

We are monsters, the awfulest kind

- To mess with us takes a lot of spine

 

We can relate to your determination

Because we monsters have our motivations

Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'

One day we'll make our way back to the surface

Through all your travels, your sins will follow

Your consequences aren't easy to swallow

Who's the real monster, now you should know

You've cut this story down to the BONE

 

- Really, Sans?

- What?

- The last line of the chorus is a pun?

- Yup

- You imbecile! That was very... clever...

- Heh. Thanks, buddy

- You're stuck in the underground

- Thanks to the fall

- Good luck ever getting out

- Prepare to brawl

- You could show Mercy to us

- Or turn all of us to dust

- Is your heart full of evil

- Or full of LOVE

- I, the great Papyrus, challenge you to try getting by us

- Test the human with one of your puzzles

- Brilliant, Sans, that'll leave him befuddled

I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti

- Smells like the CREEPYPASTA is ready

- Stop it Sans! I'm done with the jokin'

- Sounds like someone's FUNNY BONE'S broken

 

We can relate to your determination

Because we monsters have our motivations

- I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice

- You're only still alive because I made a promise

You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours

You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers

Who's the real monster, now you should know

You've cut this story down to the BONE

 

- Someday I'll join the Royal Guard

When I catch this child, can it be that hard

- Look, if I'm being honest

My brother ain't nothin' but harmless

I know you and all that you want

You'll get a lot more from Sans than a font

The deeper you go, the messier it gets

If I had it my way, you'd already be dead

Kidding, if you couldn't tell

I get so bored, I amuse myself

- Down here in the underground

- You're all alone

- We wanted to tell you now

- You're kinda BONED

- If you survive this prison

- You will know nihilism

- Don't mess around with monsters

- They're scared of tiny children

 

- You've come far, but soon you'll stumble

When I stump you with some Junior Jumble

- Not so sure you'll get him with that

Alas, I'll hit him with my Special Attack

LEAVE ME ALONE

- You know I've got a knack for the trom-BONE

- One more pun, and I'll be done

- But ain't two SKULLS better than one

 

We can relate to your determination

Because we monsters have our motivations

You know your story's already been told

We can play again if you sell your SOUL

I've got my eye on you so you just watch it

I'll find any SKELETONS inside your closet

Who's the real monster now you should know

You've cut this story down to the BONE!

 

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